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- TOP TEN HORRIFYING SECRETS OF CAL RIPKEN
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- 10. For the last year, has eaten nothing but deep-fried oriole
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- 9. Thinks he's breaking the "Lou Grant" record
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- 8. Corks his pants
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- 7. Just like Lassie, there are five Cal Ripkens. Each one has played
- in only 426 consecutive games.
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- 6. Once planted a bloody first-baseman's glove
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- 5. According to Mrs. Ripken, not exactly an "iron man" in the bedroom
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- 4. Also has perfect attendance at the local "Hooters"
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- 3. Recently considered skipping a game to attend a John Tesh concert
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- 2. Has been spotted leaving Marge Schott's place early in the morning
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- 1. Two words: switch hitter
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- Letterman, Wednesday, September 6, 1995
- Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995
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